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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:34
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Having Low Levels Of This Vitamin Can Cause Dry Eyes. Are You Getting Enough? - Women's Health
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Nemo harum distinctio cupiditate soluta nesciunt beatae harum.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Anyone think Andrew Tate can become prime minister of the UK with Elon Musk backing using X?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...